Got into a discussion with a friend and creator of our site HipeGalaxy, Erez Ahituv aka Rez Nation about the hottest bitches of the 1990s, excluding Supermodels. I put together a list of my Top 10.  Comments are welcomed.

10.  Danielle Fishel – “Topanga”

Jason:  No one had better lips then Topanga. High School years Topanga in Boy Meets World was smoking.  And honestly who didn’t imagine those lips on sucking their D***.

Erez:  Thanks for that introspective look J.  There were not many luckier than “Brillo Head” Ben Savage at that age.  His brother Fred, from The Wonder Years had Winnie Cooper.  Ben was given Topanga Lawrence.  Today they are reunited as parents on Disney’s TV Show “Girl Meets World” which is just well… weird.

9.  Jenny McCarthy

Jason:  Not only was she a blonde bombshell, she had great sense of humor.  I mean how many chicks do you know look great and you can actually joke with and make you laugh. Ya not many.  And you know that chick puts that pussy down. Definitely a freak in the sheets.

Rez:  Most of us first got to know Jenny as she was the hosted the MTV show “Singled Out” along side Chris Hardwick back when MTV still played music.  We all knew we were in for a total boner once 4:30 came along.  Jenny was one of a kind and always rubbed it in when the little-titty-girls had to do the little-titty-dance and walk off the stage.

8.  Jenny Garth – “Kelly”

Jason:  Jenny played a blonde bombshell that was a rich stuck-up bitch in Beverly Hills 90210.  You know everybody on the set was trying to tap that ass.

Rez:  I have no comment here.  I never really sweated Jenny Garth or her character on 90210.

7.  Tiffani Amber Thiessen – “Kelly Kapowski”

Jason:  I know I am in the minority on this one but I honestly thought she was hotter in Beverly Hills 90210 then she was in Saved by the Bell. Played such a sexy bad girl in 90210 and her body was more full figured. Goddamn she was fine.

Rez:  Ya, Tiffani was way sluttier in 90210 and definitely went up a grade on the thicky thick scale, but ultimately she goes down as Kelly Kapowski in most people’s HOF.

6.  Britney Spears

Jason:  I mean come on, no teenage boy in the 90’s didn’t fantasy about banging Ms. Britney Spears in that schoolgirl outfit, I sure as hell know I did.

Rez:  Britney actually didn’t reach her hottest until she peaked in the “I’m A Slave 4 U” video but she reportedly freaked out from the intense workout schedule and media attention and eventually shaved her head not too soon after.  Marrying that Kevin Federline dude didn’t help either. Anyhow, Britney goes down as one of the hottest of all-time.  A true legend in the game and a total boner for high school kids nationwide.

5.  Jessica Biel – “7th Heaven”

Jason:  Girl Next Door, who turned into a bad girl on 7th Heaven. Who doesn’t like a good girl, turned bad. Ask Timberlake. You know if that dude wifed her up, she’s great in bed.

Rez:  Jessica was kinda Tomboy-ish when 7th Heaven first started.  Well that didn’t last long…

4.  Denise Richards

Jason:  Have you seen the movie Wild Things? “Mic Drop.”

Rez:  Denise Richards in “Wild Things” was so hot she made Neve Campbell look like the real piece of trailer trash that she was playing in the movie.  LMAO!  Denise steals the spotlight in multiple scenes and then goes on to get knocked up by Charlie Sheen later on in life.  She does not have AIDS.

3.  Anna Kournikova

Jason:  Probably one of best bodies ever. Everyone knew she couldn’t play tennis, but watched when she was on anyway. Tennis outfit probably had nothing to do with it…

Rez:  Yea Anna had a sick body, if you like surfboards.  JK, it was good, but #4????  Jason must be on acid.  To me Anna was nothing more than an overrated tennis player.  She was most known for dating the “Russian Rocket”, Sergei Federov and never making the final in a major.

2.  Pamela Anderson – “CJ Parker”

Jason:  Just watch an episode of Baywatch or sex tape with Tommy Lee if you do not remember this broad in her hay-day

Rez:  Pamela Andreson also starred as a bounty hunter in the critically acclaimed film “Barb Wire” as well as a surprisingly entertaining lesser-known TV Show “VIP”, which co-starred some equally hot-tittied vixens.  She was also the poster child for thin eyebrows in the 90’s.  Looking back at it, I guess that was the trend that followed “80’s hair” but we had no idea what was going on at the time.

VIP TV series (1998-2002) starring Pamela Anderson, Molly Culver, Natalie Raitano and Leah Lail\

1.  Carmen Electra

Jason:  Even her name is hot. How can you not go #1 here.

Rez:  Thanks for the wonderful insight Jason.  I first discovered Carmen Electra during an episode of “The Grind” or some shit on MTV.  Not as a dancer though…   Believe it or not, Carmen debuted her career in the entertainment industry as a recording artist.  Now the video isn’t how I remembered it but its still good for a few laughs.  Apparently they thought if she rapped that would be a good idea.

Anyhow, Carmen went on to take Jenny McCarthy’s place on Singled-Out and then spent some time on Baywatch as well.  I remember jerking my little 4-inch dick for hours on end to this woman but the only note that is important here is that I was 12 years old and my dick is no longer 4 inches.  I have exes that will vouch for that.

Honorable Mention:

Rez:  Well, this isn’t my list, its Jason’s.  So I thought it would be well worth it to note some of the incredible women from the 90’s who didn’t make his cut.

Nicole Eggert, Yasmine Bleath, Courtney Cox, Jennifer Anniston (Friends Version), Garcelle Beauvais, Tatyana Ali, Nicki Cox, Rebecca Gayheart, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Tisha Campbell, Heather Locklear, Kim Basinger, Sarah Michelle Geller, Fran Drescher, Lori Loughin, Candace Cameron, Laura from Family Matters, Lisa Bonet, Daisy Fuentes, The Spice Girls, Sandra Bullock, Alicia Silverstone, Robin Givins, Kristin Kruek, Shannon Elizabeth, Kristi Swanson, Christina Applegate.  Did we miss anything?  Feel free to comment and bash us for our ways.

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